didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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