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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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