my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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