How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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