On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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