champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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