yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI