My brain says no but my pants say off.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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