I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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