so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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