No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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