i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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