She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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