Is it because I queefed?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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