whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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