I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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