this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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