I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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