And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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