so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
