There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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