so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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