hell yes lets make some ravioli
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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