nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she looked like the before picture.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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