We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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