this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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