David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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