Just cropdusted the office
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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