that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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