...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
