He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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