and you said cock pushups were impossible
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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