I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
high people should be assigned attendants
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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