I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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