real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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