This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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