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Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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