I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
