just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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