i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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