My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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