they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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