the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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