Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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