Me too!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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