oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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