Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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