I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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