Porn is love you can see.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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