bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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