I wannas sexs uuuuu
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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