I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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