Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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