I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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