the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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