Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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