There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
do herpes really smell.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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