I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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